Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Vampirism Test


Published in the leisure section of a Bhopal-based newspaper:

You might be a vampire if:
  • You have a strong desire for blood.
  • You have a nameless craving that can never be fulfilled.
  • You can go without food or sleep for an unusual amount of time.
  • People find you interesting at first, then begin to avoid you.
  • Even when surrounded by others, you always feel alone.
  • You tend to be a night person by nature.
  • You have had a strong interest in vampires.
  • Sex tends to leave you feeling revitalized and full of energy.
  • You are very sensitive to sensory extremes.
  • You believe in reincarnations and have had past life visions.
  • Your relationships tend to be passionate and intense.
  • You look younger than you actually are.
  • You can see and/or read auras.
  • Animals tend to get along well with you.
  • When you will things to happen, they usually do.
I checked on 14 out of 15 traits. Whats your score?

Credits: Poster: Sirisha

8 comments:

  1. My count is 2! (Might be 3, but not very sure). So how many such litmus' you need to check on to be qualified as a vampire?
    Also, what about people with ultra-large canines!?

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  2. I can guess which one you dint check on :P

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  3. @ Apurv: not sure of which one?
    @ Aditi/Phoenix: Sudharna mat..shady mind!

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  4. level arbit!
    only a paper like dainik jagran/bhaskar can come up with such a masterpiece!
    but 14/15 is very impressive shruti, by any vampirical standards. way to go!
    my score is a humble 2 :|

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  5. Well my score is about 8 or 9. But I would say they got the last but one wrong. In fact animals flee when there is a vampire in the forest. Kinda explains a wolf aversion to the Vamp smell. :P

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  6. *gulp
    8 of em

    *faints

    first time on your blog I think
    Dont feel bad about me fainting here.

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