Published in the leisure section of a Bhopal-based newspaper:
You might be a vampire if:
- You have a strong desire for blood.
- You have a nameless craving that can never be fulfilled.
- You can go without food or sleep for an unusual amount of time.
- People find you interesting at first, then begin to avoid you.
- Even when surrounded by others, you always feel alone.
- You tend to be a night person by nature.
- You have had a strong interest in vampires.
- Sex tends to leave you feeling revitalized and full of energy.
- You are very sensitive to sensory extremes.
- You believe in reincarnations and have had past life visions.
- Your relationships tend to be passionate and intense.
- You look younger than you actually are.
- You can see and/or read auras.
- Animals tend to get along well with you.
- When you will things to happen, they usually do.
Credits: Poster: Sirisha
My count is 2! (Might be 3, but not very sure). So how many such litmus' you need to check on to be qualified as a vampire?
ReplyDeleteAlso, what about people with ultra-large canines!?
I can guess which one you dint check on :P
ReplyDelete@ Apurv: not sure of which one?
ReplyDelete@ Aditi/Phoenix: Sudharna mat..shady mind!
level arbit!
ReplyDeleteonly a paper like dainik jagran/bhaskar can come up with such a masterpiece!
but 14/15 is very impressive shruti, by any vampirical standards. way to go!
my score is a humble 2 :|
Around 8.
ReplyDeleteI got 13 on 15 :)
ReplyDeleteWell my score is about 8 or 9. But I would say they got the last but one wrong. In fact animals flee when there is a vampire in the forest. Kinda explains a wolf aversion to the Vamp smell. :P
ReplyDelete*gulp
ReplyDelete8 of em
*faints
first time on your blog I think
Dont feel bad about me fainting here.