The Missing Slipper

It all began with an article about teen actors minting millions, which reminded Arun of his long-cherished dream of acting in movies, along with his losing 4 pairs of slippers:

Arun: i always wanted to act

even now

  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/top-box-office-teens/37349?nc

 

 i mean movies

 me: dont worry we'll make one 

 Arun: yeah

 me: cast u in it

 Arun: :yahoome: CTIDES productions present

 Arun: The one and only Arun

 me: in The Missing Slippers

 

 Arun: sounds gr8

 me: introducing Arun Srivatsan

  and we will need an anorexic female opposite u

 Arun: i need one pseud heroine and a rough villian

  i need dream sequence in Swiss and action sequence in hongkong

i need emma watson for female lead

  i love her

 

 me: too many ppl do..

  see with swiss n hk budget wud shoot

  didnt Mash teach us to use finances wisely

  Arbit can be the heroine  better to take people from the team, only one girl and 'that' girl doesnt do pretty female roles

n Tarun can play the rough villian

 Arun: pack

  not Arbit

  nice trrry

  surely flop

  remember Mash told

  about selecting a nice team

  Arbit heroine

 me: he can convicne Isha Sharavani to be thr

 Arun: iam not acting

  ohk

 me: she looks anorexic enuf to suit ur looks

 Arun: dats nice

  my looks demand only emma,

  i will try and adjust with some isha

 me: she wil look fatter than u dude

 Arun: well, in dat case, ok

but atleas as a gueat appearence

  emma shud be thr

  can u see the relation

  emma watson, Arun sriWatson

  me: this will sooo go on my blog

rough hero ke liyeTarun is ok?

 Arun: well, fine..........his bodyguard will be Kartik

  Tarun seems fine..................

  put a black glass on his eyes and some black leather jacket

  give him a pistol

  he wud look

  but ask him to clean shave

 me: and Robo as the mad scientist who tries inventing the algorithm for finding missing slippers

 

 Arun: oh nice..................and whr r u?

 me: im the director

 Arun: u have to act

  nothing doin

  u must act

 me: all roles taken

 

 Arun: u can be police officer

 

  who comes in the end of movie

  u will get a double role

 me: no the CIA director who is entrusted with the responsibility of ensuring the formula doesnt fall into tarun's hands

 Arun: other one being a comedian

 me: (ironical that i wud work to keep knowledge from tarun)

  na females in comedies.. doesnt work with the audience

  remember the rule KYC: know your customer

 Arun: fair enough............i dint think of itme: so who is the producer

  lsg or mash?

Arun: errr, producer is CTIDES rite?

 

 me: ctides wud be the banner

  one person wil have to take charge as the producer

 Arun: well, then it shud be Mash

 me: tarun cant- since he is the rough villian (looking like he does is arbit's facebook album)

 Arun: his name is funky

me: ok..funky is good

  plus lsg might not release the movie till a decade

 Arun: dats thr

 

  So mash be the producer

 me: plus mash's wife can help us with the contracts in exchange for equity

 official legal advisor

 Arun: who will be my mother?  

  i need a mother in the movie

  imp role

need some other young girl

  with lot of makeup

  to look old

  pls pls

 me: ed doesnt have girls sadly

  pick one from our class

 Arun: yeha

  or may be MA

  will also do

 

me: they'll look like ur daughters re

 Arun: put make up na

 me: the mother wont fit with the script re

 Arun: see it will

  thr will be flash back

  where we will show

  my mother buying that slipper

  and telling me, keep it properly forever

 

 me: ohhh..senti angle

 Arun: yeah

 me: we will need ekta kapoor on our board of directors

Arun: or the baalika vadhu team

me: we should give chance to our insti talent..

  isha sharvani will drain the budget

  we wil have to compromise on the Maa

 Arun: well pack her

  put MA junta

  they r better

me: dont u need a nice dream sequence in switzerland?

 Arun: for that she will be thr

  other times pack

me: cameo, ah..

 Arun: yeah

  her typical

 me: we'll ask some MA junta to play the Maa

 Arun: MA ?

 me: comeon they wud do fine

 Arun: and yeha,,,dont ask some MA junta............Ask some nice MA junta.................I havemt spoken to MA junta atall,..........so u must do all thr work...............

 me: ma newz has to be a good actress

 dont discount btech

  they might be interested

  lets do one thing

  have a talent hunt

  we will raise spons money thru that

 Arun: i will be thr..............

 me: and get free publicity..bootstrapping

  Mash will be so proud of usArun: one more thing   this summer i wont be available., so shootign in Canada

 

 me: lets do the dream song in cananda

good locations

  nice snow et al

  and more economical

  switzerland has been used too much

  we need to get innovative location

 Arun: k.............will be cold.................may be freezing................the colder the better

  Vancouver is fine i guess

 me: its settled then

Arun: we will ask cheerleader of the winter olympics to dance behind me and the heroine

  sasta bhi padega

 me: romantic song re..no extras

  they will look like kebab mein haddi

 Arun: romantic song

  yippppppppppe

  i always wanted to do one

watever u say then

 me: deal sealed